Saturday, May 19, 2007

Some thing terrible…


An American mother went to a MacDonald's with her two children age 6 and 8 ..

She ordered two happy meals with chicken for the children and a hamburger with fries for herself …

While they were eating the 6 year old was more interested in the slide across the street then in the chicken nuggets which he didn't even touch, so the mother decided she would eat them …

She was in for quite a surprise .. without actually watching what she was doing she was bringing a chicken nugget to her mouth just when her 8 year old son yelled not to eat it …

So she looked at the nugget to find that, dispite the crust it looked just like a chicken's head , in fact it actually was a chicken's head .

Nobody knows how it got there, the manager offered them their meal for free and two more weeks of free meals …

But it was no use, the mother pressed charges and demanded 100000 dollars compensation …


Friday, May 4, 2007

من رباعيات الخيام ....



طوت يد الأقدار سفر الشباب

وصوحت تلك الغصون الرطاب
وقد شدا طير الصبى واختفى
متى أتى يا لهفا أين غاب

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الدهر لا يعطي الذي نأمل
و في سبيل اليأس ما نعمل
و نحن في الدنيا على همها
يسوقنا حادي الردى المعجل

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أفق خفيف الظل هذا السحر
وهاتها صرفا وناغ الوتر
فما أطال النوم عمرا ولا
قصر في الأعمار طول السهر

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اشرب فمثواك التراب المهيل
بلا حبيب مؤنس أو خليل
و انشق عبير العيش في فجره
فليس يزهو الورد بعد الذبول

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كم آلم الدهر فؤادا طعين
و أسلم الروح ظعين حزين
وليس ممن فاتنا عائد
أسأله عن حالة الراحلين